Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
99	99 Vote	Obama Is One Delusional Bitch 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
5	5 Vote	EA Launches New Digital Retail Service, Makes It the Sole Way to Hell
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
361	361 Vote	Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars 1	1
289	289 Vote	"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt 3	3

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