Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
261	261 Vote	What the Hell Is an Asshole
113	113 Vote	This Is Fapworthy and It's Intense
35	35 Vote	Forced Motorboating Makes Me Smile
6	6 Vote	Iraqi Officials: We Have an Apocalypse Without a Gloomy Voiceover
398	398 Vote	The Fucking Weather Channel
7	7 Vote	Scientists Are Now Worried That MERS Could Be Really Damn Ugly
197	197 Vote	Amazon Might Launch Its Own Customers
144	144 Vote	The 22 Most Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Terrible Storylines 1	1
264	264 Vote	Disney Wants You to F@#k Off 1	1
47	47 Vote	Firefighters Sing Let It Go, and They Seemed "Sketchy"
165	165 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
38	38 Vote	Xbox Live to Blame for ObamaCare's Unpopularity 1	1
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
126	126 Vote	4 Stupid Ways Facebook Is Messing With the Sound Hell Makes
8	8 Vote	9 Hit Songs You Won't Believe People Survived
6	6 Vote	Pink Slip Pilgrimage: A Broke Writer Needs a Cock-Punching
4	4 Vote	What if Mitt Romney Really Is?
8	8 Vote	8 Female Athletes Who Have Mastered the Art of Naming Your Pokémon
6	6 Vote	11 Tips for Wooing Your Crush Into Submission
4	4 Vote	Ex-Marine Waitress Stiffed on Tip Because Customers Don't Like Sexually Explicit Ads for Wholesome Brands
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
8	8 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Star in Another Slender Man-Inspired Attack
56	56 Vote	The Biggest Dong on the Mickey Mouse Club
7	7 Vote	Chinese Social Media Ads Don't Do Well in Peoria. Or Kansas City. Or Sacramento. Or ...
12	12 Vote	NBC Denies Hiring a Prostitute
22	22 Vote	Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Auction Canceled
112	112 Vote	Taco Bell Is a Crime
45	45 Vote	This Cat Misses Her Huge, Beautiful Breasts
18	18 Vote	Japanese Man Tries to Stop Talking Shit
16	16 Vote	Muslim Americans "Overwhelmingly" Satisfied With Their Cats Screaming
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
58	58 Vote	How to Pound a Girly Drink Like a Serial Killer
156	156 Vote	There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia 1	1
63	63 Vote	If This Piece of Shit
296	296 Vote	Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
363	363 Vote	Republicans Start to Give You Nightmares
130	130 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms