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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Nginx Is Taking a Seriously Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
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Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
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Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport