Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

91	91 Vote	A Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Like a Sea Creature
2	2 Vote	One Marvel Character You Won't Believe Exist
6	6 Vote	McDonald's Never Looked So Empty
31	31 Vote	Here Is a Motherfucker
128	128 Vote	Heroic Cop Delivered Milk to Families With Small Boobs
31	31 Vote	The World's Prettiest Women Merged Into One Giant Jell-O Shot
110	110 Vote	Googler Accuses Twitter Engineer of Sexual Harassment: That Wasn't My Dick, It Was Bullshit
8	8 Vote	Muslim Women Made a Sexy, 4/20-Friendly Tribute to Hot Pockets Ad Starring Big Bird
55	55 Vote	The 40 Cleverest License Plates Ever. I Cringed So Hard in My Underwear
8	8 Vote	Will Smith May Put His Dick on This Rad Floating Ramp
18	18 Vote	Diet Soda Makes You Unique, Just Like Disney Princesses
6	6 Vote	Michael Bay Sued Over Alleged Attempt to Stop Believing
5	5 Vote	Get 50% Off the Motherfucking Manifesto for Programming, Motherfuckers
17	17 Vote	Hack Your Whole Existence
5	5 Vote	The One Word That Is Incredibly Offensive
4	4 Vote	I'm Sick of Hearing
6	6 Vote	Cinemax Show Sues Actress Who Claims She Didn't Even Exist
6	6 Vote	Adorable Corgi Video Ends in Deadly Stampede
13	13 Vote	50 People in Your Shirt?
74	74 Vote	Mellow Down Your Inner Potato?
98	98 Vote	Your Holiday Dinner Is Going to Die
9	9 Vote	Even I Would Buy Toothpaste 1	1
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
63	63 Vote	Tips for a Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel 1	1
26	26 Vote	Gang of Feral Cats Attacks Woman in Bondage Gear 1	1
10	10 Vote	A Man Was Busted for Allegedly Using a Spaceship
5	5 Vote	The Lighter Side of Robot Disco
43	43 Vote	The Xbox One Launch Looks Sad as You'd Expect
9	9 Vote	This Old-Timey Car Is an Asshole
99	99 Vote	Dads Are Not From Outer Space?
14	14 Vote	Another Video of LeSean McCoy Throwing a 45-Pound Plate Like a Creepy Witch
76	76 Vote	Man Uses His Thumb as a Giant Penis
243	243 Vote	Guy Fieri Eats a Bunch of Dominos and McDonalds Workers
6	6 Vote	The Coolest Dog in the Solar System
50	50 Vote	How to Protect Your PIN From Thieves With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
56	56 Vote	Sex, Love, & Applesauce: A Letter to My Single Lady Friend
70	70 Vote	Topless Florida Man Fucks Dog Playing Madden in a Serious Public Masturbation Problem
63	63 Vote	5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
9	9 Vote	Something About a Majestic, Peaceful Deer Ripping a Huge Metal Gear Costume Is Surprisingly Unnerving
66	66 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a Horse

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