thechickenpanda

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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Autism Linked to Autism
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Why Yes, There Are Now Women
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Look at My Fat Ass