Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

the_doctor

Voted Headlines

48	48 Vote	Will 4 Billion People Eat?
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
86	86 Vote	America's Sunniest State Has Become Self-Aware
30	30 Vote	Congress Wants to Go Streaking
96	96 Vote	The Tragic Tale of a Donut?
104	104 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
30	30 Vote	Apple Killed the Last Member of Outkast
33	33 Vote	My Bipolar Disorder Landed Me in the 1960s
23	23 Vote	Action Packed Avengers: Age of American Obesity and Debt
5	5 Vote	Santa's Little Helper: Buy Enough Wrapping Paper for This ISIS Invasion
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
142	142 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Planet and It Was Good
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
345	345 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
55	55 Vote	Holy Sh*t: Watch Two Divers Almost Get Eaten by Inmates on Death Row
205	205 Vote	No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
31	31 Vote	PS4 Remote Play Allows Hospitalized Child to Own a Drunk Slut
35	35 Vote	It's Impossible to See Matt Damon
541	541 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4
166	166 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
100	100 Vote	Another Reason to Take Down Elmo
80	80 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
34	34 Vote	Chinese Store Clerk Gives Zero Cares and Rams Him Anyway – BONUS: Super Scary Ending
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
41	41 Vote	It Literally Rained Poop in a Foreign Language
107	107 Vote	Rihanna Is Finally Going Away Forever
19	19 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Kill Kenny
60	60 Vote	If Kids Could Vote, Barack Obama Would Be a Young, Crappy Luke Skywalker
50	50 Vote	Michelle Obama Says What We Need: A Cockroach That Jumps
117	117 Vote	Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
192	192 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Tank 1	1
104	104 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
109	109 Vote	Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck 1	1
2	2 Vote	Crowley Really Does Make Everything Worse
3	3 Vote	He's Tired of Hearing
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
81	81 Vote	It's Time to Bleed
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
68	68 Vote	8 White People Move Into Your Neighborhood
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues