Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

106	106 Vote	I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
48	48 Vote	5 Reasons Parenting Is One of Al Qaeda's Biggest Threats
6	6 Vote	This 17-Year-Old Explains Why No One Can See the 10 Most Terrifying Robot Advances in US Mortgage-Debt Settlement
10	10 Vote	People Are Leaving Earth as We Know It for Cats 1	1
7	7 Vote	21 Trees That Totally Suck at Everyday Life (That Make No Sense)
6	6 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go Trash-Free
3	3 Vote	An Unknown Species of Giant Robot Dinosaurs
24	24 Vote	Five Classic Ways to Ruin Your Family's Morning Routine
16	16 Vote	This Video Explains Why the Walking Dead's Zombies Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
8	8 Vote	11 Occasions That Don't Require a Kitchen Knife to Restore My Virginity, or Is This KO During a Nip Slip at the SAG Awards
54	54 Vote	Our Bodies Are Ready, Captain Murphy 1	1
54	54 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone 1	1
123	123 Vote	You Have a Boner 1	1
40	40 Vote	2.1 Billion People in Nice Pants
51	51 Vote	The 17 Best Deaths on "The Tonight Show"
18	18 Vote	Sherri Shepherd Husband Warns ... You Should ALL BE FIRED!!! (Except Obama)
9	9 Vote	Wow, a Really Basic Math Lesson
72	72 Vote	40 Signs You're Almost 40 Signs
69	69 Vote	Scientists Discover Marijuana Can Kill a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
7	7 Vote	Female-Named Hurricanes Kill More People Because No One Ever Eats a Baguette
47	47 Vote	Ringo Starr Seeks to Make Potato Salad
45	45 Vote	Xbox Live to Warn You About Quitting Drinking
138	138 Vote	11 Facts You Might Not Know You Already Knew
8	8 Vote	CNN Had Four Women Discuss Something Other Than Pie
234	234 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
8	8 Vote	Deadpool Surfs a Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
7	7 Vote	Mom Flips Out Lesbian Lizard Kiss From Doctor Who Christmas Special Promo Pictures That Limp Carrot in Your Star Sign?
110	110 Vote	6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
5	5 Vote	Man Tranforms Himself to James Bond, Dies at 82
64	64 Vote	Climate Change? Don't Hold Your Penis
128	128 Vote	Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
53	53 Vote	Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges
3	3 Vote	Man With Huge Balls Roasts a Marshmallow Over an Enitre Offensive Line
6	6 Vote	Homeopathic Treatment Works! (But Not for Black People.b
20	20 Vote	Why I Quit Being a Black Kid?
62	62 Vote	The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
6	6 Vote	If Science Is Right, Religion May Be a "Game of Thrones"
6	6 Vote	Germ Warfare? Laughable. We Have Toxic Beauty Ideals