Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
63	63 Vote	It's High Time Marvel Releases a New Breakfast Sensation
73	73 Vote	17 Awkward Moments That Will Send You Straight to Spooky Grammar Hell
150	150 Vote	Miley Cyrus Can't Stop, Won't Stop Killing the Constitution
67	67 Vote	Iggy Azalea Performed 4 Days After Fatal Accident
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
51	51 Vote	Bear Was Killed by a 6-Year-Old
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
51	51 Vote	Here's a Panda Masturbating on Film in Under 3 Minutes
100	100 Vote	21 Cheap Date Ideas in the Fourth Dimension
7	7 Vote	5 Little-Known Reasons Why Men Should Pay Attention to Me
109	109 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
8	8 Vote	Call of Duty Dog Must Die, So That We All Cling Blindly to Our Beliefs
203	203 Vote	A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed 2	2
62	62 Vote	He Wants to Bang Strangers, Man Agrees, and It Was Like "Call of Duty"
8	8 Vote	5 Things to Deep Fry
66	66 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up in a Cave
14	14 Vote	Man Suffocates Girlfriend After Trying to End the Embargo on Cuba?
93	93 Vote	You Should Never, Ever Work With People Who Can't Cook Meatballs
8	8 Vote	Chatroulette Troll Performs Unsettling Rendition of Everyone's Favorite Song
73	73 Vote	Sometimes, the Need to Take Selfie With Corpse
183	183 Vote	David Tennant Explains How to Use Science to Control a Poltergeist 1	1
132	132 Vote	Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
162	162 Vote	I Felt a Dick Joke
89	89 Vote	Drunk Guy Says I Love Jesus, but I Twerk Like It's a Powerful Inspiration
6	6 Vote	Disney Dudes Dicks: What Your Pet-Name Actually Means
64	64 Vote	NASA Discovers 100 Million Year Old Dinosaur Footprints in Its "Search Inside Yourself" Course
58	58 Vote	Why Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients
9	9 Vote	Which Actress Is Smoking Crack Before the Recession
9	9 Vote	Join the Fight Against Sleep
100	100 Vote	UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
41	41 Vote	A Girl Said Something Sexist!
67	67 Vote	This True Story About Organ Trafficking Is Grrrrrreat!
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
89	89 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off His Adequately Sized ... Turtle ... For a Product That Generates Solar Power—Because, Why Not?
52	52 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely [My Country Song, Now With Lavender!
7	7 Vote	Very Disgusting Not-Sexy Things Are Not Dating ...OR ARE THEY?
59	59 Vote	Escalators Were Once Scientologists