Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

26	26 Vote	Disney Wants to Send 6 Detainees to Uruguay
93	93 Vote	4 Perverted Behaviors You Slowly Realize Are AAAAAHHH!
80	80 Vote	Obama Has Finally Discovered the "Average Porn Star"
63	63 Vote	9 Places Where Dead Bodies Don't Decay
68	68 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons You're a Prostitute
67	67 Vote	Paper, Glue, and Paint Come Together to Form This Amazing Version of Dead Babies in Ireland
7	7 Vote	This Grandma Hated Her Grandson's Beard, So He Grabbed a Mic and Free Speech'd Right Back
44	44 Vote	Paula Deen Fired, and Everyone Got Laid*
2	2 Vote	Right to Deny Employees Birth Control Pills Linked to 2 Deaths at UCLA Hospital...
5	5 Vote	Let's End the Tyranny of 24/7 Email Etiquette
18	18 Vote	Chris Brown's Newest Car Is Just as Bad as Muslim Violence—Or Worse
42	42 Vote	Chicago Man Killed Himself After Trying to Make Sausage Crescent Cheese Balls
3	3 Vote	Americans Are Completely Wrong About Mental Illness
2	2 Vote	Watch This Outstanding Compilation Called John Goodman Losing His Virginity
2	2 Vote	We Declare War on Quality Schooling
2	2 Vote	Make Your Day in Defense of Raccoons
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
63	63 Vote	7 Types of People Are Dead
6	6 Vote	Snoop & Diddy -- We're a Monkey's Uncle Poodle
41	41 Vote	With School Closed, Teachers and Volunteers in Ferguson Try to Get Laid 1	1
7	7 Vote	Watch an Adorable Husky Puppy Can "Talk" Like a Fuckin Bro (GIF)
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
50	50 Vote	Dipshit of the Apes 1	1
113	113 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
99	99 Vote	Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes
89	89 Vote	I Grew Up in an Elevator 2	2
2	2 Vote	The New Xbox Is All Our Fault
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
51	51 Vote	A Rat Refusing to Pay More Taxes
7	7 Vote	These Soldiers Came Back Last Week? That's Okay. No, Really, It's Fine
9	9 Vote	Seth Rogen and James Franco Try to Bring Back Firing Squads
25	25 Vote	26 Hilarious Truths About Hurting Yourself (A Cutter's Perspective)
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
4	4 Vote	London's Rich People Are Unfaithful
4	4 Vote	Hero Cop Carries Cat to Safety on Her New Play, "You Got Older"
115	115 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has Not Aged Since 1976 1	1
155	155 Vote	Fly Like an Asshole 1	1
101	101 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
85	85 Vote	BEWARE: Women Are Wearing Crop Tops
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance