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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Quit Fucking With Us
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This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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How to Make Black Friends
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This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting Postpartum Depression
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Now You Can Hump It
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Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Are the Perpetrators of War Crimes in Iraq
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I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?