Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

thatcadet

Voted Headlines

166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2