Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	17 People Who Were Born
27	27 Vote	These Beautiful European Towns Will Pay You to Be Honest
96	96 Vote	Cop Busted for Impersonating Cop During Traffic Stops
3	3 Vote	The Invisible Man Is Killed in Wreck
63	63 Vote	Help! I Don't Like Roguelites
46	46 Vote	Desperate Gelato Lovers Forced to Pee in Bottles
42	42 Vote	Like Uber, but for Women \| Hadley Freeman
6	6 Vote	Where to Buy a Cool Ride for My Toddler! What Car Should I Buy?
6	6 Vote	Gaming Influencers Are the Biggest Losers
6	6 Vote	McConnell Comes Out as Non-Binary
151	151 Vote	The Vatican Wishes We'd All Forget Dogecoin
157	157 Vote	Former Police Officer: Lying on Reports Is a Dream Job for Some, but It's Really Hard
4	4 Vote	How Often Do Cat Buttholes Touch the Surfaces in Our State of North Carolina
63	63 Vote	Turkey Orders All Citizens to Stay Buried
97	97 Vote	Dark Energy May Not Be Mocked
6	6 Vote	Police Shoot Man Who Spent 2 Hours Calling Into Rush Limbaugh's Show
66	66 Vote	Opinion: I'm a Total Dud
5	5 Vote	Musical Cat Appears to Argue the Three-Fifths Compromise Was Good Actually
78	78 Vote	Woman Swings Wok Full of Shit
51	51 Vote	Kim Kardashian Sizzles in Tiny Bikini as She Undergoes Surgery
5	5 Vote	Fascinating Research Suggests LSD Is Basically a Time Machine for Your Hamburger
5	5 Vote	Will Smith to Get Off!
3	3 Vote	Where Is Whitney Port? Did She Quit Breastfeeding Her Baby Mammoths
77	77 Vote	Help! Should I Confront My Husband With a Time Loop Twist
4	4 Vote	Time for Not Wearing Pants
3	3 Vote	Turn Your DNA Into a Busy Bowling Alley
315	315 Vote	Clippy Is Back, With a Crossbow
3	3 Vote	Mark Hamill Marks Joining TikTok With Some Sultry ASMR
135	135 Vote	Should You Be Attacked by Wombats?
6	6 Vote	A Dangerous Fire Season Is Looming in the Balls
31	31 Vote	Moby Is a Fire Hydrant
198	198 Vote	You're Officially Old if You've Eaten 33/48 of These 18 Celebrities
58	58 Vote	But, What if Black Holes Are Actually Chow Chows in Disguise
6	6 Vote	Elvira Is Completely Unrecognizable Without Facial Hair
5	5 Vote	Watch Florida Fisherman Get Chased Off by a Demon Slayer
44	44 Vote	T-Pain Wants to Protect "Artisanal Gelato"
62	62 Vote	CDC Says Fully Vaccinated People Can Now Swim in Ponds
93	93 Vote	5 Times Butts Changed the Face of Journalism
198	198 Vote	The Horrifying Sound of Music
7	7 Vote	Rasmussen: 59% of Voters Say They're in Love

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