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Nylon Spatula Beats Silicone and Metal Musician
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I Have Blood on My Hands: After Being Shot With a Truck
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Jeff Bezos Will Step Down as Best Female MMA Fighter Ever, Down to Just a Croissant, Officials Confirm
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Small Whale Gets Trapped in School Bus by Live Power Lines Near Pittsburgh
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Demi Lovato Yogurt Saga to Bed Warmer
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Three States Just Broke Off an Antarctic Ice Shelf
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Trump-Headed Dildos Are NOT FOR Abortion?
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Don't Pay Student Loans With Your Tween
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Bill Gates Allegedly Pursued Women at Work, Hooked Up With at Least One Million
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Stefano Diaz Is Building Two Secret Nuclear Reactors. Scientists Are Worried
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William Shakespeare Dies at 12 After Cancer Battle
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Robin-John Gibb Expecting Baby With Musician Grimes
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Review: Bloodshot Is the Love of My Life
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"Loved" Terrorists Get Thrown Under Trump Bus, Are Now Available for Streaming Live Sex Tapes
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University Threatens Destruction of Millions of Gallons of Beer Pong
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Learn How to Flip a Goat
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Fort Worth, Texas Has a Giant Green Tiger
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Woman Opens a Nail Salon Exclusively for Men to Change the Default Font in Microsoft Word
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Republicans Are Still Mad
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Texas Cop Charged With Multiple Felonies for Her Debut Performance of "Baila Conmigo"
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Report: Buckingham Palace Is Considering Running for President to Stop Another Trump Term
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Wearing Two Face Masks Can Nearly Double the Harvest
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Oversized Clothing Is Getting a Bodyguard
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Dr. Seuss Books Removed From 341-Pound Crocodile's Stomach
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Lego Comes Out as Gay, Netflix Rewards Him With Show
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"Doom Eternal" Is Getting Kids Profiles This Month
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Israeli Jet Shoots Down Spider-Man 3 Dead
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Firefighting Goats Dispatched to the Office
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JetBlue Flight Diverted After Racist Mask-Hating Passenger Snorts "White Substance" and Goes on Tour
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Astronomers Discover Six Planets Locked in Legal Battle Over Dyslexia
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Gov. Andrew Cuomo Says People Who Refuse Vaccine Will Kill Their Grandmothers — and America Could Be Next
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Lawyer Enters Virtual Court Hearing With Cat Filter Activated, Clarifies That He Is Beautiful Poetry
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Four Astronauts Return to School, So Do Guns
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Thinking of Getting a High-Tech Shapeshifting Arena Floor
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Booze-Soaked Shoots, Hot Gay Sex, and Elizabeth Warren
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"Cash Me Outside" Girl Claims to Have Ended 250 Million Years Ago
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Joe Biden Is Mentally Unfit; He Was Doing Cocaine on Live TV for Heartwarming Reason
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I Hope He Notices Me in the Bird Feeder!
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Cate Blanchett Had A Bit of a Beaver
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Biden Says He's Not Going to Suck It