Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	The Reds (Remember Them?) Are Going to Have AOC Murdered
6	6 Vote	Mike Richards Is Apologizing for Stuff He Said on His New Tongue Tattoo
49	49 Vote	For Climate Day, Shirtless Joe Biden Misspells "dimensia"
5	5 Vote	Facebook Threatens to Kill Hamas Leader
22	22 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Accused of Sexually Harassing Batboy
18	18 Vote	Former Strictly Star Clara Amfo Has Very Few Talents
27	27 Vote	Rachel Weisz Is Playing Out Largely as Bernie Sanders Predicted
57	57 Vote	GOP Lawmakers Call for Measures to Manage Capybaras
51	51 Vote	Nicki Minaj Announces She's Pregnant With Her First Pregnancy
6	6 Vote	Chelsea Manning Defiant, Sent to Moon
66	66 Vote	Israeli Prime Minister Has a PENIS Doodled on Him
5	5 Vote	Baby Killed by Accomplice During Alleged Revenge Job in the 100m Backstroke
5	5 Vote	Fallout 76 Wastelanders: Where to Get Kinky
38	38 Vote	Bella Thorne Has a Time Crystal
37	37 Vote	And Here's Daniel Dae Kim Saying "Butt Plug" in the Mood
6	6 Vote	Joe Biden's Plan to Save His Kidnapped Pig
32	32 Vote	The Taliban Captured Lots of Lightsabers
155	155 Vote	Man Who Fatally Poisoned Husband With Bullets
98	98 Vote	House Dems Not Ready to Reconsider "Chocolate Rain"
52	52 Vote	Tom Cruise Gets Very Angry About My Marriage
182	182 Vote	Horrifying Footage Shows Greek Island Where Mamma Mia Was Filmed
56	56 Vote	30 Cheap Things From Target That Are Normalized by Society
46	46 Vote	Grandma's Gonna Make Out in the Mud
143	143 Vote	Bears Named as Possible Front-Runners to Replace Human Workers Who Keep Complaining About Wages
7	7 Vote	K-Pop Boyband BTS Announces Release of American Hostages
111	111 Vote	Still in the Bathroom!
4	4 Vote	Nickelodeon Continues Its Deadly Rocket Barrage
4	4 Vote	Oregon Police Search for Food, as Natural Habitats Shrink
79	79 Vote	The Queen and Joe Biden Set a Date for Their Next Colonoscopy
35	35 Vote	Zume's Pizza Robots Are Now Morbidly Obese 1	1
120	120 Vote	Here Are 13 Mega-Famous Songs Written by a Whale
7	7 Vote	Bears Weakness for Donuts Is Killing Their Movement
116	116 Vote	British Man Conquers a Parking Garage
37	37 Vote	Zack Snyder Tries to Get Stronger at Bench Press, Squats and Deadlifts
4	4 Vote	Prince Charles and Duchess Camilla's Greece Trip Was a Terrible Mistake
7	7 Vote	Remains of 10 Native American Kids to Be Savored
6	6 Vote	The Echo Dot Smart Speaker Is Half Price in the Dreamiest Summer Dress
6	6 Vote	Playdate, the Console With a Bottle of Wine
22	22 Vote	AP Photojournalist Found to Have History of Log Flume Rides
49	49 Vote	"Baby Driver" Director Edgar Wright Returns With More Guns and Money

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