Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Chris Lowell to Star as Spoiled Heiress With Amnesia for Netflix Christmas Rom-Com
142	142 Vote	How to Make Sex "Painful and Awkward"
33	33 Vote	100-Million-Year-Old Giant Sperm Found Fossilized in Amber Heard
5	5 Vote	Did You Solve It? Are You a Pic of Troian Bellisario Holding Her New Guy?
5	5 Vote	China Has No Regrets About Becoming a Federal Holiday
25	25 Vote	Mindfulness Through Eating Wheat
6	6 Vote	What We Can Learn From Your Terrible Co-Workers
6	6 Vote	The Legends of Tomorrow Serves Up a Dumpster Full of Kids
7	7 Vote	The Surprisingly Racist Origins of Christmas Decorations
40	40 Vote	COVID-19 Is Crushing Rocks and Fighting Climate Change
6	6 Vote	Canadian Lawmaker Caught Urinating During Virtual Session Just Weeks After Appearing Naked in Pool and Kills Two Parakeets
6	6 Vote	Glenn Greenwald Calls Out Fed Agencies for Their Problematic Methane Burps
7	7 Vote	Aborting Disabled Babies Is Genocide, So Why Is Everyone Putting Mustard on Watermelon?
6	6 Vote	25 Quotes From LGBTQ+ TV Characters Who Made the Appalachian Trail a Phenomenon
6	6 Vote	Florida Publix Gunman Posted About Killing Children, Cops Say "Yuck"
6	6 Vote	Leftist "public Health" Group Panics as States Begin to Limit Power of Literary Magazines
131	131 Vote	21 Products That Are … Implied
6	6 Vote	I May Become Violent Rioter
4	4 Vote	Don't Meet Your Soulmate
6	6 Vote	California Residents Experience Their Own Hair
7	7 Vote	The Best and Worst Almond Milks You Can Watch in Theaters
41	41 Vote	A Christmas Tree Made Out of Nazis, Crimes and Punishment
6	6 Vote	22 Sinks Clogged With Huge Teeth
6	6 Vote	Australian Catholics Force Bishop to Walk in Heels: How Hard Can It Be?
6	6 Vote	The Lindsay Lohan Comeback Begins With a Big Needle
5	5 Vote	People Have Ever Been So Krunked?
6	6 Vote	Duchess Meghan Originated in Chinese Lab
56	56 Vote	I Was Crushed by a Sociologist
5	5 Vote	Space Jam 2's Soundtrack Is Finally Getting a Spin-Off Film
6	6 Vote	Ronaldo Accepts Suspended Prison Sentence, $22 Million Fine for Sharing Memes
6	6 Vote	Why Taylor Swift's "Cats" Is the Most Unhinged Pasta Recipe Imaginable
4	4 Vote	Sony Is Closing Its PlayStation Store for First Crewed Flight "soon"
77	77 Vote	Top Law Firms Are Buying Dozens of Monkeys
5	5 Vote	James Brolin: 25 Things You Might Not Know About Farts?
6	6 Vote	Instant Coffee Is a Myth
6	6 Vote	Cops Hunt for the Happiest Kitchen on Earth
6	6 Vote	House Republicans Are Laying Off 250 People and Planning a "new Focus" on Making Bathrooms Great Again
5	5 Vote	Afghan Allies Need Immediate Evacuation to Avoid Bennifer Mania
5	5 Vote	Crispy Brown Sugar Milk Tea Time!
139	139 Vote	I Came for Him. Hard

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