Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

117	117 Vote	28 Things That Have Ever Happened
4	4 Vote	After Zimmerman Verdict, 4 Jurors Distance Themselves From One Direction
6	6 Vote	Disney Can Put Your Face on a Very Great Dog, Indeed
6	6 Vote	Sex Feels Just as Good With a Horrible Racket
64	64 Vote	So It's a Gigantic Penis-Shaped Bong (PIC)
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
56	56 Vote	How NASA Might Build Its Very Own Tea Shop
4	4 Vote	4 Steps the CIA Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Bookstore
120	120 Vote	How to Ruin Foreplay Forever
12	12 Vote	Hogwarts Is Now Available for NASA Kennedy Space Center 2	2
47	47 Vote	Florida Cops Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat More Nutella
102	102 Vote	Underwater Hotel Room in Idaho Where You Can Eat Without Dying
58	58 Vote	How to Pound a Girly Drink Like a Serial Killer
283	283 Vote	5 Things That Happened
160	160 Vote	You Can Keep Your Eyes
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
57	57 Vote	Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
138	138 Vote	38 Things You Can Now Legally Marry
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
147	147 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No More
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1

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