Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
261	261 Vote	This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
421	421 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
141	141 Vote	Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
259	259 Vote	US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1