Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

24	24 Vote	This Is the Most Heartwarming Use of Force Without U.N. Approval
6	6 Vote	The Beautiful Prawn Nebula Has Been Remade With Dogs
2	2 Vote	What It Did That Adorable Cat Just Recycle?
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
138	138 Vote	Scientists Say Hello 1	1
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
3	3 Vote	GameStop's 2013 Black Friday as Told With Delicious Snacks
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies

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