Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

119	119 Vote	How Do You Even Lift?
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
296	296 Vote	Who's Up for a Penis? 2	2
18	18 Vote	She Was Kicked Off His Penis
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
2	2 Vote	Picture of Benedict Cumberbatch Looked Like an Absolute GOD in A Suit
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
5	5 Vote	Supernatural Season 9: So Very, Very Wrong
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
2	2 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch as the Spice Girls Is Amazing
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
3	3 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch as the Most Adorable Thing
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever

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