Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
141	141 Vote	Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
42	42 Vote	The Fatness of James Deen's Evil Penis
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
135	135 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut Up About His Uncut Penis
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired