Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
4	4 Vote	Supernatural Brings Us a Lot Gayer
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
2	2 Vote	Supernatural - 8.09 Promo Images of Same-Sex Unions
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch