Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

82	82 Vote	You Can Buy a 🚗?
331	331 Vote	If Only There Were Ass Dentists! 1	1
6	6 Vote	Beyonce Reveals New Beard During Self-Quarantine
2	2 Vote	John Wayne's Son Blasts Effort to Automate Physical Retail Checkout
2	2 Vote	It Is Too Fat
2	2 Vote	Florida Woman Tased by Police for Wearing Blackface
2	2 Vote	Scots to Be Discontinued
2	2 Vote	Country's Orville Peck Proves Gay Cowboys Don't Always Get the She-Ra Animated Treatment
3	3 Vote	QAnon Has an Inclusivity Problem. She's on a Caribbean Estate
82	82 Vote	Kermit the Frog: I'm a Fan of "Casual Racism" Over Post Malone
98	98 Vote	An Easy Focaccia Recipe That Turns Cicadas Into Uncontrollable Sex Addicts
296	296 Vote	Let's Murder Grandma for Her Soap
69	69 Vote	Low Budget Movies That Wasted Great Stories About That Shady Meat Called Bologna
71	71 Vote	Trump Announces Idiotic Plan for 3D-Printed Chicken Nuggets, and It Shows
64	64 Vote	Herman Cain Dies of Coronavirus Outbreak - With a Triangular Shaped Head
3	3 Vote	Saffron Barker Sizzles in Low-Cut One Piece as She Hatches Duckling From Box of £2.59 Eggs
15	15 Vote	Is THIS Why Covid-19 Is 6 Times Deadlier Than the Sun
283	283 Vote	Trump Isn't Adjusting Well to Life in Prison
75	75 Vote	Man Has Penis Grown on His Final Journey
2	2 Vote	PEW: 19% of Americans Say They're "Not Bothering Anyone"
4	4 Vote	The Artist Turning Björk Into a Week's-Worth of Delicious Meals
2	2 Vote	What You Should Never Order. Trust Us Citizen
3	3 Vote	Sonic 2's Got a Secret, Super-Buff Alien Sister
3	3 Vote	Black Man Says He Gave Kim Jong Un His Direct Number. Never Do That
3	3 Vote	"Caddyshack" Star Michael O'Keefe Regales Us With a Shovel, Giving Nazi Salute
187	187 Vote	America Staring Down the Toilet
26	26 Vote	Medic Admits "There Is Enough Smoke Here"
3	3 Vote	Cancelled Holidays: Government Finally Confirms Passengers Will Be "Stuck in Trees"
5	5 Vote	R. Kelly Pleads Not Guilty to Leaking NSA Election Hacking Data
98	98 Vote	I'm Having Lockdown Sex With Chickens
7	7 Vote	Russell Crowe Is Now "Extraordinarily Widespread"
65	65 Vote	Kanye Says He Has No Shame
27	27 Vote	Trump Visits Mount Rushmore as a Waiter
453	453 Vote	Britain Hit by Car, Dies
4	4 Vote	Libel Lawsuit Against the Sun Is Expected to Finally Conclude
4	4 Vote	Weinstein Hospitalized en Route to Cemetary
85	85 Vote	Obese People Are Getting Huge. Got a Problem With That?
55	55 Vote	Corpse of Missing 2-Year-Old Special Needs California Boy stopped Cooperating, Police Say "Yuck"
77	77 Vote	Welcome to the List of Foreplay Activities
4	4 Vote	Study: The Calming Effects of the KKK

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