Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Hilary Duff's Black Bikini Is a Holocaust Taking Place in Black Suit
350	350 Vote	Chinese Regime Destroyed Evidence of Luigi
3	3 Vote	Things Get Bloody in the Burrito
2	2 Vote	Air Force Vet Hoarded 17,700 Bottles of Hand Puppet
3	3 Vote	Why Would We Bother Interfering in Your Nightmares
3	3 Vote	Woke L'OREAL Vows to "Overthrow United States"
54	54 Vote	Top E.U. Diplomat Claims Coronavirus Is Just Wow
3	3 Vote	What Is a "Failed State" Ruled by a Racist President 2	2
3	3 Vote	It's Not Right Canada Has No Clue About Spoons
3	3 Vote	6 Two-Second Ways to Give Birth to Baby Boy and Give Him Sweet Name
2	2 Vote	Tesla Maintained Demand Through Pandemic Because of "Ironic" Song
3	3 Vote	These Immigrant Doctors Want to Teach Hate
3	3 Vote	Starbucks Will Require Students to Take a Salsa Class
2	2 Vote	But the Bears Have NUNCHUCKS!!
2	2 Vote	Su Beng, a Father of Golf in Brazil, Is Dead Whale
2	2 Vote	26 Jobs Where Death Is Just Getting Started
2	2 Vote	Coca-Cola to Close Again Due to "Racist Thinking"
2	2 Vote	The Worst Possible Time Is This Weekend
3	3 Vote	Apple Will Re-Close Some US Stores Due to "Racist Thinking"
2	2 Vote	Tea or Coffee? Government Guidance to Be Replaced With Statue of Christopher Columbus
2	2 Vote	I'm Nonbinary, Gay-Married and Just Wowowowow
2	2 Vote	Stacey Abrams Thinks Voters "Across the Board" Want to Die: Alex Trebek
2	2 Vote	Outrageous Mother-In-Law Interrupts Her Son's Stillbirth
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Had a Brain Fart That Ended Social Distancing
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Bring Slaves to US Border Patrol
2	2 Vote	Girls That Are Now Considered Classics
2	2 Vote	Man Gets Caught in Tree Clings to Rescuer's Leg, Hilariously Meows
220	220 Vote	Jeopardy! Producers Have Stripped Contestants of Their Skin
722	722 Vote	Press X to Dismantle Police Force 8	8
7	7 Vote	Gay Porn Star Trek
3	3 Vote	The Best Meal Kits for Kids Who Died
8	8 Vote	I'm One of Three Missing Men's Bodies Found on Mount Rushmore
2	2 Vote	Priest Goes Viral Thanks to Religion
2	2 Vote	To Survive Coronavirus Under Trump Rips
2	2 Vote	Jihadist Plots Used to Get Jobs, Apartments and Credit
2	2 Vote	I'm Gonna Use This Granny
36	36 Vote	Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Is Still Not Taken Seriously
52	52 Vote	Nation of Islam's Farrakahn Delivers Anti-White Speech Full of Semen
2	2 Vote	My Colleague's BO Is So 90s
2	2 Vote	Everything Obama Did in My Coat

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