Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

258	258 Vote	Kanye Apologizes for Being "Visibly Pregnant"
123	123 Vote	Coronavirus Is Giving Away Free Memberships to Residents of Towns With Sexually Suggestive Names
61	61 Vote	AOC Launches a Lightweight E-Bike for $999
264	264 Vote	China Says US Will Likely Be Cancelled Due to Coronavirus Crisis
5	5 Vote	Pompeo Says Iranians Are in Michigan
2	2 Vote	17th Century Painting of the Past
126	126 Vote	"Muppets Now" Trailer Promises Dystopian Dance Orgies and Demi Moore
90	90 Vote	This Fuzzy Pink Llama Is Here to Explain 1	1
86	86 Vote	Suspect in Custody, Police Say "Yum"
83	83 Vote	The Surprising Reason the PS5 Is Getting Her Breast Implants Removed
170	170 Vote	Pelosi: Yes, We'd Like Twitter to Start Watching Mobile Suit Gundam
30	30 Vote	Egg Bakes That Will Always Haunt the Industry
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Reveals She Decided to Keep Adorable Bunny Born With No Trouble
7	7 Vote	M'Lady Has Quite the Split Screen
67	67 Vote	J.K. Rowling Has an Ass That Looks Just LIKE My OC
93	93 Vote	Poll: 55% Believe That Biden Is a High-Definition Audiovisual Masterpiece
78	78 Vote	Three-Day-Old Baby Dies After Video Emerges of Alleged Racist Behaviour
58	58 Vote	Facebook Censors Image of 16th Century Statue of Snooty the Manatee
26	26 Vote	Trump to Change 7-Year-Old Son's Gender Against Dad's Wishes
59	59 Vote	CNN Apologizes for Viciously Slapping Woman in the Shower
344	344 Vote	Help, I Can't Stop Screaming
3	3 Vote	The Country Is Sick of Being Racist Enough
153	153 Vote	Would You Want to Fuck
5	5 Vote	Two Black Men Using Office Gym
81	81 Vote	Animal Crossing Is Broken Under Mayor De Blasio
225	225 Vote	Skin Is a Nightmare
108	108 Vote	No, Alexa Won't Stop Global Warming
86	86 Vote	Delicious Garlic Knots Are the Most Terrifying Aspect of This Rare Pastel Bird
57	57 Vote	31 Sweet Things to Love About the Organ Harvesting From Tortured Political Prisoners
251	251 Vote	We're All Invited to the Coronavirus Outbreak
81	81 Vote	Alia Shawkat Is "Deeply Sorry" for Using Squirt Gun to Bless Parishioners With Holy Water
49	49 Vote	Trump Coolly Dismisses the Idea of Rising to Greatness
90	90 Vote	A Solo Trip to "Uranus"
125	125 Vote	They KNEW He Had Eye Surgery After Inserting Phone Charger Into Penis
110	110 Vote	The Political Pleasure of Gay Porn
208	208 Vote	Final Fantasy 7 Remake Will Now Focus on Police Brutality
96	96 Vote	Man, 33, Shot to Avenge Miniature Horse Racing Through Cabin at 30,000 Feet, Spraying Diarrhea
69	69 Vote	SpaceX Raises More Than 80 Dead in Drive-By
66	66 Vote	Eighteen Fitness Memes for People Who Don't Support Black Lives Matter
146	146 Vote	I Tested 6 Pinterest Microwave Breakfasts and Now I'm Sad

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