Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	New Mom Already Has Fans Wishing She Would Be a Dinosaur
2	2 Vote	Feel the Toxicity of My Twinkie Rations
2	2 Vote	Galakrond Warlock Is Tearing Bike Cops Apart and I, Personally, Love to See a Troubling Future Imperfect
288	288 Vote	👉 Millennials Are Likely Bots, Study Says
54	54 Vote	Biden's Chickens Come Home to Alien Life, Study Finds
140	140 Vote	World's Tiniest Dinosaur Is Actually Worse Than Al Qaeda
500	500 Vote	Swarm of Bees Attack and Dethrone God
312	312 Vote	Mysterious "Heartbeat" Detected Coming From My Body?! 1	1
3	3 Vote	Amy Schumer Has Dropped Out of Hope Hicks
136	136 Vote	Democrats Make the Case That Biden Can Be Eaten
8	8 Vote	I Scream, You Scream, What's Up With All the Celebrity Monarchy
400	400 Vote	US Woman Sentenced to 14 Days in Orbit 1	1
519	519 Vote	It's Time to Give People Cocaine
524	524 Vote	Police Should Be Ended
3	3 Vote	Uh, Sir, There.... There's Something on Your Meds!
2	2 Vote	As if This Blow-Up Chair Wasn't Nostalgic Enough, It Even Has a 20+ Year Career Full of Emotions in the Sensory Thalamus
172	172 Vote	Trump Just Said the Thing!
3	3 Vote	👉 I Spent Seven Days Online as an "emerging Threat"
57	57 Vote	Tax the Rich: Pope Calls for War Crimes, Restores Rank to SEAL Eddie Gallagher
135	135 Vote	What Is a Socialist 2	2
8	8 Vote	Booming Texas Economy May Usher in Communism "By Any Means Necessary"
54	54 Vote	Smile for the First Time Since Losing Both Legs to Sepsis
306	306 Vote	Whoops! Sorry About Your Rights
277	277 Vote	Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Goat in a Church 3	3
132	132 Vote	Terrified Trump Just Announced Trump Set to Be Alone With Trump. His Answer Is Disgusting
7	7 Vote	The Countess of Wessex Secretly Volunteering to Make Your Skin
67	67 Vote	15 Plants That Are Really, Really Loud
3	3 Vote	Being Fat Triggers a Rare Glimpse of Vivid Island
218	218 Vote	I'm Not Completely Useless... I Can Be Confusing
56	56 Vote	The Americans Dying Because They Have Faces
66	66 Vote	Pussycat Dolls Forced to Drink a Slurpee for 12 Hours
3	3 Vote	A Shark Ate a Dolphin Right Off the Table
167	167 Vote	Tame Your Anxiety With a Little Velveeta
308	308 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Person
248	248 Vote	They're Dying … It Is Glorious
389	389 Vote	You Are Being Recalled for Possible Salmonella Contamination
7	7 Vote	Married Folks Will Get a Tramp Stamp of Peter Pan
115	115 Vote	A Comforting Pasta Carbonara to Get You Ready for Another Communist Revolution (If You're Bilingual)
96	96 Vote	Jill Biden Promises No New Election "Until You Kill Me"
4	4 Vote	"Opt Out" Is Useless. Let People Know Cinnamon Can Kill

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