Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

59	59 Vote	The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
9	9 Vote	Michigan Governor Rick Scott Vetos $1.5 Million for Orangutan Sex Joke
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
4	4 Vote	I Hope This New Dracula Promo Is Full of Crackheads
8	8 Vote	How Did This Shark End Up Wearing Obnoxious American T-Shirts
3	3 Vote	The Octopus Train Operator
8	8 Vote	Can Somebody Please Explain How Math Works
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
6	6 Vote	Don't Be Mean to Me
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
3	3 Vote	Mysterious Pokemon Image Might Be Extra Gassy Very Soon
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
802	802 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 13	13
6	6 Vote	Hero Teen Punished by God
39	39 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
3	3 Vote	"Warped" Lolita Doll Comparisons Piss Off Every Ethnic Group at Once
3	3 Vote	David Beckham I Diddled Myself in Front of a Serious Discussion About Gun Regulation
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
910	910 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 14	14
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19

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