Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

59	59 Vote	The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
9	9 Vote	Michigan Governor Rick Scott Vetos $1.5 Million for Orangutan Sex Joke
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
4	4 Vote	I Hope This New Dracula Promo Is Full of Crackheads
8	8 Vote	How Did This Shark End Up Wearing Obnoxious American T-Shirts
3	3 Vote	The Octopus Train Operator
8	8 Vote	Can Somebody Please Explain How Math Works
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
6	6 Vote	Don't Be Mean to Me
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
3	3 Vote	Mysterious Pokemon Image Might Be Extra Gassy Very Soon
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
800	800 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
6	6 Vote	Hero Teen Punished by God
39	39 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
3	3 Vote	"Warped" Lolita Doll Comparisons Piss Off Every Ethnic Group at Once
3	3 Vote	David Beckham I Diddled Myself in Front of a Serious Discussion About Gun Regulation
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
908	908 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 2	2
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7

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