Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

190	190 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
178	178 Vote	Let's Talk About Poop More Often
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7

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