Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

190	190 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
178	178 Vote	Let's Talk About Poop More Often
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
298	298 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19

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