Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

spheraph

Voted Headlines

109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
88	88 Vote	This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
123	123 Vote	This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
194	194 Vote	After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
102	102 Vote	The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
145	145 Vote	Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
168	168 Vote	Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
116	116 Vote	Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
122	122 Vote	Everyone Should Get Jobs
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size

← Previous
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
Next →