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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Why Yes, There Are Now Women
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Look at My Fat Ass
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses