Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool

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