Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

235	235 Vote	Why So Many Lasers, Y'all
158	158 Vote	UPDATE: Detroit Files for Divorce
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
162	162 Vote	Make Your Own Butthole
255	255 Vote	Sir, You Are the Worst
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
181	181 Vote	It's Time to Panic
155	155 Vote	Why Does This Gun Make Me Hate Everything
186	186 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants
198	198 Vote	US Adults Are Morons
163	163 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Us PTSD
7	7 Vote	Cory Booker Flirted With This Fucking Pencil
5	5 Vote	Beyoncé Is Totally in Love With Her Dad
276	276 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
178	178 Vote	How Global Warming Is Starting to Piss Off Every Ethnic Group at Once
173	173 Vote	Get Ready to Die
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
802	802 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 13	13
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
207	207 Vote	Here's How to Masturbate
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2

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