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Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
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After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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Is Anal the Way to GoDaddy
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Now You Can Make Eggs
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Why Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate You
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Anti-Gay Congressman Attends Pro-Gay Event After Walking in Women's Bathroom
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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You Call It Lazy; I Call It an Inescapable Curse
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I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
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Could America Be #1 Again With This Fucking Pencil
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I Don't Care About Chicken. I Care About Women
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We Have Invented a New Startup for Startups
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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Facebook Notification: You Are Not Happy
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Now You Can Hump It
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Crisis: Americans Are Lying Liars
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Meet the Little Congress That Couldn't
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die