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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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America Should Be Illegal
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OMG! Best Use of Chemical Weapons
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Pope Francis Set to Be Cute, Is Instead Horrifying
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Three Reasons to Get High and Watch Some Baby Sloths
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in American Politics
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Let's All Laugh at How Bad You Suck at Sports
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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How to Be a Cube
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Fast Food Workers Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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This Is What I Want: The Perfect Slut
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Ah, So This Is Why You Should Never Do Anything but Lie
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Mariah Carey Leaves the Earth, Heads Into Space
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You Don't Need to Survive
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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You Might Soon Be Officially Obsolete
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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I Was Scared to Google