spellsigner

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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
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We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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Great Movies, as Seen Through a Submarine Periscope
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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How to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
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Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
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Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Check Out This Crap
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Wondering Why Young People Don't Have Sex With Ghosts
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The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious
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Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
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Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
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Depressed Woman Appears Happy on Facebook, IM, and Chatroulette
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
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Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Why the Hell Do We Live?
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine
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Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
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Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong