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France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
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Here's the Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
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Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
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Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver
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The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating a Burrito
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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7 Things That Actually Happened
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5 Mario Kart Sex Moves
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Couples Have Sex in Relationships
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Don't Look at THIS CAT
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Turns Out Gay Porn GIFs Are Applicable for Every Situation
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Will Smith Makes Out With This Fucking Pencil
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Feds Investigating Man's Claim That He Is Real
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I Don't Care About Half-Life 3 Anymore
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To Do: Go to Jail
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Free the Weed Fairy
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Boston Should Not Exist
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This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
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Top 9 Ways to Suck
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How to Get Worse
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Let's Have a Midlife Crisis
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15-Year-Old French Teen Ripped in Half After He Stops Accepting Insurance
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"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
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Fox Refuses to Die
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President Obama: I Want To die!
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Sesame Street Fighter
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Your Baby Could Be Lethal
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News FLASH: There's No Tomorrow
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
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Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
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Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
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Bees Are Actually Donuts
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NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
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A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Today Is a Mistake
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What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
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Soda Is Turning Our Children Into Lesbians