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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Updates on the Dong
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News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
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Don't Believe in Working for Free? Too Late
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Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
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Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
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Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
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How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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23 Delicious Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
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Here's Why You Should Eat Bugs
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You Need to Eat in Real Life
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You THINK You Exist
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Now A lake
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Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory
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History May Not Have Happened
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How to Make Sense
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Republicans Continue to Exist
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New Xbox One Consoles Come With a Giant, Exploding Penis Pump
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32 Pictures of My Couch
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8 Ways to Eat Garbage
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Is College Worth It, or Just Partial Bullshit?
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I'd Like to Be Stopped
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J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
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Are You a Refrigerator
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Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Bra
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How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
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The Robot Uprising Has Never Sounded So Cool
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A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
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There Are Explosions and Stuff
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How Gay Is Your Inner Potato?
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Is Obama Really a Thing That Exists
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16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
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7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
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Some Girls Are Just Too Cute To Eat