Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
92	92 Vote	A Man With Giant Claw Rescues Bear With Milk Can on Its Head
185	185 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Run for Office
27	27 Vote	George Clooney Stopped by the Germans
52	52 Vote	I Thought Clouds Were Supposed to Have Faithful Penises
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
348	348 Vote	What Happened to Me
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6