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Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
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This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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How-To Guide for Talking Shit
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Hey, Dunkin Donuts, What the F*ck Are You Doing Wrong?
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30 Years That Never Existed
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16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
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See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
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Barack Obama Possible Tornado
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Shakespeare Was Kind of Gay?
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I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
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Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
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Grand Theft a Small Goat?
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21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
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Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Sexual Assault
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Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
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Why Your Vegetables Might Be … Naked?
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21 Fun Ways to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
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What Is Your Best Friend
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Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Garage
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There's a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii
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If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
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Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're Definitely in a Sandbox
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Stay Calm and Not Cry
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Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
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38 Things You Can Now Legally Marry
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Why You Should Hear
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The 11 Most Disturbing Works of Monster Erotica You Can Get for Free Right Now
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Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites
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Top 10 Nude Scenes of Classic Childhood Characters
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This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
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Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
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This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable
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19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings
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We Have Sex With Ghosts
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
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Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
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Obama Could Be Inkjet Printed
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Wisconsin Is the Worst