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Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
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J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
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A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
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Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
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The Intense Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Moon
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Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now?
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10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
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What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
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White People Are Worthless
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You THINK You Exist
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Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
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President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants
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It's OK for Boys or for Girls and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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G.I. Joe Jonas
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Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
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Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
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Now You Can Eat Without Dying
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Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
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25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
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19 People Shot at Disneyland, Without Permission
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I Peed in the Sandbox at Recess
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History May Not Have Happened
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28 Signs You Might Be Dead
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Republicans Continue to Exist
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Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless
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8 Ways to Eat Garbage
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Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
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A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
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Frogs Are Not At Fault
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We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
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J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
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Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
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Are You a Refrigerator
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Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Bra
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Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
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Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
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Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer Group
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Listen to What These Strange Breast-Shaped Clouds Mean!