Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
4	4 Vote	What the Founding Fathers Said About Their "Imaginary Friends"
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
33	33 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
95	95 Vote	You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
68	68 Vote	Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
27	27 Vote	The 21 Stages of Getting a Baby in Your Pocket?
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
19	19 Vote	21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
21	21 Vote	Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
30	30 Vote	Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes
77	77 Vote	YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
10	10 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying Ducks
89	89 Vote	Watch: Because I Didn't 1	1
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating

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