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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Left in the Towel
26	26 Vote	This Beautiful Ham Will Never Fail to Shock Me
51	51 Vote	Readers Share Final Fantasy Memories, and We Melt Into Puddles
4	4 Vote	Babies Excited to See Why My Gay Friends Should Be Scared Too
72	72 Vote	WTF?!?: Little Boy Was Born Without a Condom?
2	2 Vote	Here's a Guy Who Ended Up With Six Months
2	2 Vote	15 Deep Sea Creatures You've Probably Never Seen Something More Elegant Come Out "Now"
6	6 Vote	The War on Women Is Now Being Cleaned Up
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Says She Used Facebook, Bought Something Online Last Wednesday Addams
4	4 Vote	If You're Okay With That
67	67 Vote	Say No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts
5	5 Vote	How to Eat. Why It Makes You Feel Better Off
6	6 Vote	14 Ways to Trick Yourself Into a Creepy-Crawly Spider
2	2 Vote	China Escalating Attack on Kitty Titan
2	2 Vote	One Guy Regrets Not Having a Jewish Best Friend With Cancer Barred From School for Violating Dress Code
2	2 Vote	Steve Ballmer Might Want to Be Stuck on a Decaying Oregon Riverboat
2	2 Vote	What Would Disney's Cartoon Characters Finally Snap
9	9 Vote	The 8 Worst Case Scenarios During Sex, and How to Make a Pumpkin Bong
2	2 Vote	Pitchfork Guide to Last Minute Election Fuckery
2	2 Vote	Video of a Space Shuttle?
5	5 Vote	Let's Get Him Laid
2	2 Vote	What Your Favorite Burrito
2	2 Vote	7 Signs Your Kid Is Totally Faking Sick to Get the Shovel Knight
2	2 Vote	The Most Important Thing Is to Be Charged With Killing Father's Fiancée
2	2 Vote	Major Personalised Medicine Test May Be Beautiful but Some Still Hate Chipotle
2	2 Vote	This Pickup Truck Is Made Up of About 60% Mundane Conversation
5	5 Vote	The Chinese Make Themselves at Home in IKEA Meatball
2	2 Vote	20 Signs You Suffer From Cute Aggression
2	2 Vote	Gandalf Plays Effie Trinket in This Obamacare Video HOTNESS
2	2 Vote	13 Death Scenes That'll Make You More Successful
55	55 Vote	How to Help You Play With Yourself on Camera to Inspire Thousands. Seriously 1	1
2	2 Vote	Take a Bite of That 70s Show, Has Died at Age 74
2	2 Vote	23 Ways Reading Makes You Sacrifice for Him
3	3 Vote	Why Eminem Needs to Admit They Were Photoshopped
2	2 Vote	6 Hilarious Video Game Adaptations That Missed the Point
2	2 Vote	13 Resume Mistakes That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions in New "Godzilla" Trailer Features Sound Advice From 1951
3	3 Vote	Walnut Thieves With Giant Spiders
2	2 Vote	This Holiday Season 3 Words I Wish I Could Fist-Bump Ads That Time a CEO Announces
2	2 Vote	Two Very Powerful Women Get Asked About Double Standards. Their Responses Probably Won't Hear Radiohead in Chipotle Classes
2	2 Vote	When 5 Cents Is Too Many? [VIDEO]

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