Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
298	298 Vote	World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
70	70 Vote	White House for Sale on Etsy
154	154 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
5	5 Vote	Let Me Be Serious With You, This Bear Was an Extortionist!
75	75 Vote	D'ya Ever Think About It Only 15 Out of 4 Fast Food Chains Use Raw Meat, Paint, and Glue to Trick You Into Spending Money and Happiness
5	5 Vote	Child Arrested for Firing a Warning to Interviewers: Don't Ever Disrespect Russell Brand
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
72	72 Vote	Russia Is Not Your Driveway
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
5	5 Vote	The French Only Use Underwear for Making Friends!
9	9 Vote	(There Are Boobs in This Week's DVDs! 1	1
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
4	4 Vote	Meth-Addicted Top Model Has Face-Altering Meth Addiction
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
246	246 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
42	42 Vote	Shakespeare Was Kind Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
6	6 Vote	Legalized Marijuana Forcing Old Dogs to Learn JavaScript Properly
316	316 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
4	4 Vote	Minecraft Is Mining and Crafting Its Way to Fight for Women's Rights?
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
403	403 Vote	How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
8	8 Vote	Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Looking for 1st Employee
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1