Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

D'ya Ever Think About It Only 15 Out of 4 Fast Food Chains Use Raw Meat, Paint, and Glue to Trick You Into Spending Money and Happiness

75 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by doctorfabulous
2014-02-23

2014-02-23

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Before You Go Shopping Today, Listen To This Harvard Guy Talk About Spending Money And Happiness
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    SCARY FACT: 3 Out Of 4 Fast Food Workers Have—
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    EXPOSED: How Fast Food Chains Use Raw Meat, Paint, And Glue To Trick Your Eyeballs
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    D’ya Ever Think These Guys Are Just Doing It For The Attention?
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    Only 15 Out Of The 566 Nobel Prize Recipients Have Been Women, And Other Terrible Facts
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    The Secret Psychology That Shopping Malls Use To Trick You Into Spending Money
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    This Pink, Female Gang Attacks Their Rapists, And They Don't Give A Damn What You Think About It
    Upworthy Upworthy

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account