Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

111	111 Vote	Trump Is Trumped in the Neck and Lost His Ability to Dance! #Courage
465	465 Vote	10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
368	368 Vote	Dude… You're Not a Known Giver of Fucks 2	2
9	9 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Damn Sweet Parkour Moves
5	5 Vote	How Teens Are Told to Downplay Their "Asianness" on College Applications
139	139 Vote	New York City Has Become a F**kboy.....
110	110 Vote	"Maze Runner" Returns With a Heart-Wrenching Note and a Masturbating Monkey
320	320 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are a Terrible Friend 1	1
375	375 Vote	Yes... Yes... I Am Death 1	1
8	8 Vote	How My Vagina Got Her Big Break as a Legal R34 GTR
259	259 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
474	474 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
89	89 Vote	Uber Offers to Donate $1-Million to Charity if Donald Trump Shaves His Pits
123	123 Vote	You Busted Your Ass All Week, Have Some Cake Mix
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
220	220 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
5	5 Vote	Hitchhiker's Guide to Legal Discrimination
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
19	19 Vote	China Steals a TV Screen
101	101 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
138	138 Vote	11 Facts You Might Not Know You Already Knew
125	125 Vote	Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
95	95 Vote	Return of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat Disease
104	104 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
121	121 Vote	Uncanny Abstract Photos That Reveal a Glimpse of Mars as It Began: A Gross Piece of Shit
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
7	7 Vote	The Prime Minister of Finland Blames Apple for His Funeral
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
301	301 Vote	5 Pieces of Ass
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
6	6 Vote	Islamic State Group Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a Muslim Aren't You?
124	124 Vote	Republicans Want to Ask for a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
115	115 Vote	Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
344	344 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years