Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	GOP: With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
44	44 Vote	Europe Lacks Structures to Make Straight Man Climax
47	47 Vote	Bro Shows Us How to Be an Asshole
167	167 Vote	Europe's Answer to the Apocalypse: Plague
91	91 Vote	White House to Give Up on a Barbed Wire Dildo
9	9 Vote	COPS: Teacher Arrested for Having 3 kids
8	8 Vote	Engineer Plans to Make Straight Man Climax
178	178 Vote	MUST-WATCH Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Mantis That Strangles Bugs
8	8 Vote	Exploring the Internet With A Cat
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
45	45 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You in High School
175	175 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Are Nothing but Garbage
56	56 Vote	Snakes Are the New Underboob
86	86 Vote	Taliban Peace Talks With Taliban
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
27	27 Vote	Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations
85	85 Vote	Gross New Food Section, "Cock"
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
150	150 Vote	White People Are Worthless
36	36 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Says He's a Swede Named Johan
48	48 Vote	Turn a Roast Turkey Into a Universal Translator
8	8 Vote	Castration: The Next Pandemic: Not If, But when
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
81	81 Vote	A Hidden Penis in an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
121	121 Vote	Democrats: Learn to Read Interspecies Erotica
7	7 Vote	Professor Stabbed to Death by Boston drawbridge
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
8	8 Vote	CLAIM: Low-Carb Diets Can Lead to "Military Coup"
32	32 Vote	Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
267	267 Vote	Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory
95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
90	90 Vote	Uh Oh: The U.S. To Have babies
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
108	108 Vote	Kathie Lee Gives an Impassioned Speech About Feminism Gone Wrong -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
21	21 Vote	Go Check Out the World's Most Beautiful Way to Castrate a Hippo
7	7 Vote	Your Brain Is Basically a Chastity Belt
36	36 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Be a Serial Killer

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