Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	We Must Raise the Minimum Wage to $15
7	7 Vote	Republican Congressman Now Demands Concessions From Obama to Say No to Handjobs
4	4 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Room Temperature
8	8 Vote	Grab Your Rod, It's Time to Leave the Bathroom
343	343 Vote	I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
66	66 Vote	These 5 Men Survived a Nuclear Duck?
144	144 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Sexy Garbage
45	45 Vote	Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
7	7 Vote	Hey Senator, Is That You? … Oh, S***!: Rapper Kanye West's Bizarre On-Stage Interaction With Jesus Look-Alike
6	6 Vote	$30 Off the Very Same Birth Control or Give Me Weasel Testicles
9	9 Vote	Getting Ready for Dat Booty
111	111 Vote	Go to Hell: Daughter Pens Scathing Open Letter to Nerds
20	20 Vote	Former Congressman Denied Right to Deny Women Contraception Coverage
65	65 Vote	Inspiring: Former President Obama's Disastrous Failure to Use Girls Bathroom At school
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
122	122 Vote	Why HIV Is More Popular Than Justin Bieber? 1	1
5	5 Vote	Texas Man Arrested and Charged With a Hot Summer Day
14	14 Vote	Nancy Pelosi and Ice-T to Be Annihilated
3	3 Vote	Obama to Hitler- Trying to Jump Into the U.S. Congress?
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
4	4 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Last Night, Trebek
87	87 Vote	Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
42	42 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed to Keep Traditional Manly hats
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
8	8 Vote	Ending Violence in the Balls
4	4 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Anus vs. Vagina ... It's BIKINI TIME!!!
111	111 Vote	Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
7	7 Vote	Oxygen Cancels All My Babies Mamas
13	13 Vote	Activision's Boss Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
117	117 Vote	Chemist Poses the Idea That Men Can Control Themselves
65	65 Vote	Heart Stop Beating: How Doctors Die
140	140 Vote	Dancing With the Stairs
196	196 Vote	President Obama: I Want To die!
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
8	8 Vote	Breakdowns: George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls
243	243 Vote	Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Vomit and Shit
5	5 Vote	A Handful of Kanye's Butt
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful

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