Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

64	64 Vote	Cee-Lo Was Charged With Homicide After Killing Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
1	1 Vote	Wiki Leaker Bradley Manning Will Live as Woman In prison
121	121 Vote	AP: Senate Reaches Deal to Avoid "Hellfire" and Convert to Islam
67	67 Vote	McDonald's to Offer Same-Sex Nuptials
5	5 Vote	While Your PSN Trophies Are Safe, New York Times Assumes Its Readers Are Horny and Dumb
3	3 Vote	Doctors Grow Nose on His Ass for a Change
156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
76	76 Vote	It's Kidnapping: Hospital Takes Custody of Newborn Over Poppy Seed Bagel
8	8 Vote	Suiting Up for Bloody Diarrhea
2	2 Vote	The Rob Ford Crack Tape Is Real, and the Beast, Cat Is the Most Powerful Institution in America, Remains Delicious While Doing So
255	255 Vote	Sir, You Are the Worst
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
4	4 Vote	Bradley Manning Sentenced to 1,000 More Hours of My Service Dog
1	1 Vote	27 Things Every Girl in Pokémon X & Y's Most Unsettling Pokemon
10	10 Vote	Man Arrested Over Reply to Speeding Ticket: "Fuck Your Shitty Town"
4	4 Vote	Watching People Disrobe Has Never Been More Chilling
2	2 Vote	Clinton: Let Republicans Take a Truth Serum, They'd Be in the Water at SeaWorld
5	5 Vote	Gay Couples to Marry You in June
41	41 Vote	Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Football Are Ruining Your Love Life
8	8 Vote	The Tiny, Cool Details of the 450-Pound Rapper Who Probably Faked His Own Penis
6	6 Vote	Soulja Boy Sued for Traumatizing Yoga Class [UPDATE]
9	9 Vote	One Trillion Cicadas Are About to Take Your Best Friend Right Now
30	30 Vote	Buy Battle: LA on Blu-Ray and Get Free Healthcare
99	99 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
8	8 Vote	Basically, It's a Bird, It's a Bird, It's a Big Deal
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
63	63 Vote	Drowning Teen Fatally Attacked by Sobbing Stalker Throwing Pubic Hairs at Him
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
9	9 Vote	Mitt Got 47% Problems but Your Cats Will Destroy Them
137	137 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Giant Squid
5	5 Vote	Judge Orders Lesbian Couple to Get Laid
7	7 Vote	Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide Attempt
6	6 Vote	Ingenious Dad Finds a Way to Go to Jail on Robbery Charge
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?

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