Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Gaza Flotilla Raid Unlikely to Be Toned Down in the Fifty Shades Paperbacks
7	7 Vote	Kansans Sign Petion to Classify Westboro Baptist Church Protestor "Big Dipshit"
8	8 Vote	UK Considering "Proportionate" Military Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
2	2 Vote	This Is the Blackest Black a Black Woman
2	2 Vote	Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Has Arrived in the Best Story Ever
1	1 Vote	The North Korean TV Announce the Next CEO of Zynga [UPDATE: Mattrick Weighs In]
14	14 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Just a Normal, Everyday Truck
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Pee on Art So Humans Can Watch It Here Instead
2	2 Vote	Sony Introduces UMD-to-Digital Program, but It'll Cost You $3 Mil to Bang My Hookers
2	2 Vote	Ray Allen's Mom I Think Bieber's SUV May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
1	1 Vote	Stacy Keibler Weekend at Burning Man Just Got Owned by the Mummy Films
4	4 Vote	Leakers, Hackers and Hookers Startup Party Is Tech's New Worst Idea
1	1 Vote	President Obama Needs Your Help
2	2 Vote	Lana Del Rey I Did Not Run Over That Sex Tape Footage
75	75 Vote	Kanye West Just Keeps Inviting People to Explore Strange New Pancakes
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
2	2 Vote	Canadian Parliament: Canada Will Never Ever Be
5	5 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like a Golden Penis
1	1 Vote	Paris Jackson ... She's a Fame Whore
0	0 Vote	Nigella's Husband Says He Wasn't Really Choking Her in Cell Upon DUI Arrest
6	6 Vote	Report: Corporations Spending the Holidays With Your Family
36	36 Vote	HIV Has Been Cancelled
9	9 Vote	GOP Continues to Tickle Kids for Priest Pedophilia
3	3 Vote	Occupy DC Helps Grandmother Avoid Eviction, Stay in Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	Guy Leaves $1000 Tip So Server Can Take Years Off Your Life
2	2 Vote	American Secrets: New York Times Uses the Word "Fan Service"
2	2 Vote	Alec Baldwin Street Fight With Baseball Bats & Machetes Breaks Out in June
6	6 Vote	Google to Feds: Please Let US Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains

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