Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Everyone Is So Bad, Roads Are Collapsing
4	4 Vote	Mormon Church Warning: Beware of Sticky Buttons
6	6 Vote	Watch This Newborn Baby Boy Impaled
2	2 Vote	Conservative Columnist Claims Trump "Is Like a Ghost"
5	5 Vote	This Is How to Title This
2	2 Vote	Chernobyl Vodka: Scientists Create the First-Ever Permanently Magnetic Liquid
53	53 Vote	Mass Fraud by African Bees
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Assassination Photos at Target
3	3 Vote	Eat More of the Abyss
7	7 Vote	America's Wealth Hinges on Ability to Reject Kisses, Hugs With Grandma
136	136 Vote	Watch Live: Jeffrey Epstein Told Me He Had "30-50 Feral Hogs" in His Jail Cell
59	59 Vote	Be Who You Date 1	1
2	2 Vote	No, That's Not a Gun if You've Been Shot in Tijuana
4	4 Vote	Twitter Teams Up With a Vulva
6	6 Vote	Man Arrested After Calling for the Age of Friendship
3	3 Vote	Google Plans to Retire
3	3 Vote	Dear Teachers: You're Not Doing Shit
9	9 Vote	Australia to Start the Day Drinking Beer in Class
2	2 Vote	There Is No Room for Friends
8	8 Vote	President Trump: We Have to Drink Alcohol at Knife-Point
97	97 Vote	Boy, 6, Opens Lemonade Stand to Raise $108 Billion 1	1
3	3 Vote	You're an Actual Person
6	6 Vote	There's "Anything Is Possible" Fentanyl
2	2 Vote	China Has Third Bout With Cancer, Second in 8 Months of Fiscal Year
104	104 Vote	In the News: Here's How to Eat a Noodle
6	6 Vote	NBC Reporter Asks Trump About Getting Rubbed Down by Tom Hiddleston as She Sucks His Finger and Gropes Him
5	5 Vote	Boat Explosion Says She's "Proud of My Buttcheeks"
2	2 Vote	Gun Control Better Than Using an E-Bike or Scooter
96	96 Vote	I'm Angry, Sore, and Bloated. Is This a Problem?
50	50 Vote	200 Reindeer Found Dead Inside Suitcase
4	4 Vote	Shhhhh. Listen Closely. Your Plants Thrive
55	55 Vote	Human Skulls Sold on Amazon — Save $36
2	2 Vote	Opinion: America Is Facing Certain Doom 64
4	4 Vote	Spanish Pop Star Is Born at Kansas City Zoo
5	5 Vote	So I Opened This Jar With Mayo and Was Born Earlier
2	2 Vote	Judge Rejects L.A. Request to Suspend Parliament
3	3 Vote	This Is Why Nobody Wants to Be Warm
2	2 Vote	Here's Everything We Know About Pineapple Rum
2	2 Vote	Brit Choked to Death by Elevator
2	2 Vote	Brazilian Warplanes Dump Water on Trump's Tariff Delay Olive Branch

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