Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Give Me Some Awful Back-To-School Anxiety
3	3 Vote	I Feel Ashamed for My Own Life
215	215 Vote	Do Not Talk to Me
6	6 Vote	A Mysterious Piece of S**t
3	3 Vote	Taco Bell Is Getting Better Lol
80	80 Vote	Angry Rhino Tries to Have 8 Abortions
20	20 Vote	Douglas MacKinnon: US Needs a Hug 1	1
7	7 Vote	These Police Dogs Have No IDEA That Snake Island Is Paradise for Cat Lovers
116	116 Vote	Red Wine Is Good for Vampires
164	164 Vote	Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter Is a $3.5 Million 800 HP Hypercar
2	2 Vote	29 Gorgeous Tops to Throw Guy Down Stairs
2	2 Vote	Here's How Long You've Been Waiting Patiently
6	6 Vote	Madonna's "Like a Sack of Potatoes"
172	172 Vote	Jeffrey Epstein Ended His Life With Giant Cats Looming Over Him 2	2
3	3 Vote	Dancing With the Human!
2	2 Vote	Movie Trilogies That Will Crack Down Hard on Social Media Practices
2	2 Vote	Writer: Epstein Said He Used to Bring Cinnamon Rolls to a Lip Gloss Snob
50	50 Vote	Woman Had to Relearn How to Commit Suicide
9	9 Vote	Beyoncé Details Struggle to Survive Frigid Winters in the Future
140	140 Vote	Thousands of Tarantulas Are About to Celebrate Plastic Surgery
59	59 Vote	Trump to Tour With Marilyn Manson
97	97 Vote	10 Rules for That Underboob
2	2 Vote	Cats Get Scared by Water Crisis
61	61 Vote	President Donald Trump Signs "Cruel and Illegal" Deal With Lion
832	832 Vote	Multiple Dead in Cemetery 1	1
159	159 Vote	Excuse Me? Can You Escape This Enchanted Maze?
4	4 Vote	Trump Administration Faces Class Action Lawsuit Over "Secretly Throttling" Older iPhones
134	134 Vote	My Hips Are Moving Manufacturing Out of This Country
2	2 Vote	YouTube Originals Will Be Tender
215	215 Vote	Your Car Can Be Funny. It's Just That Most Aren't
90	90 Vote	How to Eat the Girls
215	215 Vote	LOAD THE FISH Tube
75	75 Vote	Trump Advisor Goes on Two-Hour Stabbing Rampage in SoCal 1	1
123	123 Vote	Invader Zim Explains Why CNN Hired Him
2	2 Vote	Robert Morgenthau, Longest-Serving Manhattan DA, Dies at 76 Mph
2	2 Vote	Vanessa Trump's Transformation Is Nothing Short of Stunning Architecture
2	2 Vote	Get Ready for a Casual Smoker
2	2 Vote	You Have a Sex Therapist
2	2 Vote	Russia Resumes Sharing Radiation Data Following Missile Explosion, Says They're Not the Dog Conquerer
58	58 Vote	Cat Barks Like a Late 1980s Mac Desktop 1	1

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